Pet Hates.

1. People who spew their lives onto facebook. This means extremely angry and obvious status updates like; 'hates when your friends only want you when they want to use you for your car but when you don't have it they do not care about you'. Yes, we know exactly who you're annoyed at and exactly the reason. Well done for letting everybody know your business. This is particulary annoying when the next update is 'hates when people stick their nose into your business when it's not wanted' If you don't want people to know about your petty arguments then do not post all but the dialogue of your arguments where everybody you know can see it.
2. Those panda hats.
3. Really obese people who try to make some sort of statement saying skinny women are disgusting and curvy women are sexy. Yes, curvy is sexy, being 20 stone does not count as being curvy. You are not curvy, you're morbidly obese.
4. People who treat others like dirt for pathetic reasons. Especially because of age. People like to think because somebody is a few years younger than them that they are idiots and cannot comprehend big issues or form intelligent opinions.
5. Loud noises in the morning.
6. Prices of food in the cinema. And the fact you're always tempted to get a pick 'n' mix anyway and it ends up being £6.
7. The pre-conception that yoga is really easy.
8. When you make loose plans to do something and when you mention it nobody seems bothered anymore.
9. People who think getting trashed is the only way to have fun in life.
10. The term 'shiz'.
11. Job applications.
12. Job interviews, and the way you have to be so over-enthusiastic. Which in turn embarrasses you when you get the job and have to work with the person that interviewed you!
13. Attractive people who claim they're ugly to get attention.
14. People on the dole who make little to no effort while people who work really hard get so much off them in tax to pay for those sitting on their asses.
15. Extremely rude customers, who treat you like you can't do anything and you should worship them as 'they pay your wages'.
16. Not being able to find a pen.
17. When you leave something in a certain place so you'll remember where it was and somebody moves it.
18. When you're on the phone to somebody and they have a conversation with somebody else in the room they're in.
19. Metro buses ALWAYS being late, then you go a few minutes later, and they come early.
20. Being really really warm and not being able to do anything about it.